• wanna be smart? go to college
  • already tried that: not for me
  • schedules, curriculum, grades and all that
  • that's the whole point
  • do you think anyone really gives a shit
  • about what your major is?
  • english literature, biology, whatever
  • the whole point of a college degree
  • is to show a potential employer
  • that you showed up someplace four years in a row
  • completed a series of tasks reasonably well
  • and on time
  • so if he hires you
  • there's a semi-decent chance
  • that you'll show up there every day
  • and not fuck his business up
  • that's what you think college is about?
  • that, drinking beer and getting laid
‒ Tulsa King: season 1, episode 3, Caprice